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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 11:30
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do conservative white women like black men?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.